Religion: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Science: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Ghetto: Don’t fuck with me Bro’ and I won’t fuck with you.
So Australia is spying on Indonesia. Wow! What a news story! Guess what darlings. Everyone is spying on everyone, and everyone knows it. The Americans are spying on themselves. So are the Russians. In fact the Russians have been spying on their own people for so long that every time a Russian walks out his front door he looks at the sky and smiles because he knows there is a satellite taking a photo of him.
My favourite ever picture of John Betjeman.
Hater of modern architecture and saviour of St.Pancras Station, bless his beautiful shiny bald head for that.
Didn’t have room for Hawthorn Mayblooms and Melbourne Fuchsias. Whatever!
I get slightly confused when palaeontologists claim to have discovered a new species of dinosaur.
'Newly Discovered' species of dinosaur is probably more accurate.
The world’s first photograph. Joseph Niepce, 1826.