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Robert
Melbourne, Australia

I recently described myself as being as straight as the Gunbarrel Highway in the Australian outback, but now that I think about it I am actually straighter than the Gunbarrel Highway.
The Earth is round and the Gunbarrel highway curves with the curvature of the Earth.
So it's not as straight as people think it is and it's not as straight as me.
So there!

The stupid talking animal posts have other peoples' photos with my captions unless stated otherwise.

Australian Aborigines and Torres Strait Islanders are warned that my blog contains images of people who have passed away.
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  1. Date Posted Icon 23rd May 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #soccer#football#nurse
  1. Date Posted Icon 21st May 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #cat#fashion police#green#orange
  1. Date Posted Icon 18th May 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #cats#kittens#heist#kitekat
‘Stripes’, Basic English.

‘Stripes’, Basic English.

  1. Date Posted Icon 16th May 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #Stripes#Basic English#English Class#movie#film

Old circus photos stolen without permission from Michelle Branch’s homepage.

  1. Date Posted Icon 15th May 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #I#couldn't#be#bothered#with#fucking#tags#:-p
  1. Date Posted Icon 11th May 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #silflay#hraka#Watership Down#Richard Adams
  1. Date Posted Icon 11th May 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #Spike Milligan#swans
  1. Date Posted Icon 11th May 2013
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 5
  3. Tags Icon #Carlton Football Club#AFL#Australian Rules Football
Well, it WAS secret!

Well, it WAS secret!

  1. Date Posted Icon 30th April 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #secret
My new girlfriend.
Cute, isn’t she?

My new girlfriend.

Cute, isn’t she?

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  1. Date Posted Icon 26th April 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #garden gnome#cute
  1. Date Posted Icon 26th April 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #army ant#Apocalypse Now
  1. Date Posted Icon 20th April 2013
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  3. Tags Icon #Collingwood Football Club#Dane Swan#Nathan Buckley#AFL#Australian Football League
  1. Date Posted Icon 18th April 2013
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 1
  3. Tags Icon #lyrebird#peacock#pheasant#Boy George

In Boston a terrorist plants four bombs and kills three people. In Melbourne a gust of wind blows a wall over and kills three people. Well done terrorist. You’ve had your face wiped by a gust of wind.

  1. Date Posted Icon 17th April 2013
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 1
  3. Tags Icon #Boston#terrorist#scumbag
Ruins of Ned Kelly’s house. Greta, Victoria, Australia.

Ruins of Ned Kelly’s house. Greta, Victoria, Australia.

  1. Date Posted Icon 11th April 2013
  2. Notes Icon Notes: 12
  3. Tags Icon #Ned Kelly#Greta#Victoria#bushranger
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